I�ve never loved anything enough to carry around its poop in my hands. But, one day, I hope to. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe...
Filled with organic flaxseed, organic herbs & a soothing blend of organic essential oils. Pattern on fabric may be different than pictured. A random pattern will be sent. 3.5'' thick...
Hopefully, the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch like a classy lady.62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of...
Washing hands is dumb! I'll never believe anything you say about these so-called invisible germs! Science isn't real! And why am I always getting sick?
Clean Tangerine
The fear of pouring your own cereal milk. You�re buried under six feet of unfolded laundry and your checkbook has never been balanced. Why? Because you never learned to adult,...
The fear of fake ass people. OMG. It�s so good to finally meet you. I�ve heard so much about you. You have this amaaazing aura, and look at that outfit!...
The fear of connecting with someone and having to live up to it later. * Awkward Silence * Neglected Cactus Scented Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift...
VIRGO August 23 - September 22 Virgo Traits: Perfectionist Hypochondriac Methodical Critical Hyperactive Self-Involved Pencils: I COUGHED NOW I'M DEAD LIST MAKING PENCIL LET ME OVERTHINK THAT THAT TOTALLY REMINDS...
SCORPIO October 23 - November 21 Scorpio Traits: Passionate Obsessive Vindictive Suspicious Intense Competitive Pencils: CHECKMATE WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE EVIL...
Ocean Blue: A royal blue liquid filled with black and powder white pristine sands + fine blue glitter. The liquid is sealed in a double strength glass and framed in...
CANCER June 21 - July 22 Cancer Traits Moody Introverted Domestic Skeptical Gloomy Creative Pencils: CANCERS HAVE ALL THE FEELS PROFESSIONAL INTROVERT I'M FINE! NO OFFENSE, I JUST DON'T LIKE...
LIBRA September 23 - October 22 Libra Traits Diplomatic People-Pleaser Passive-Aggressive Indecisive Superficial Flirt Pencils: THANKS FOR NOTHING I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT...