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Soap Working From Home
$11.00
Oh yay... Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey...
Soap Zero Fucks
$12.00
None to give. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So...
Soap Lefties
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Slightly Unhinged
$12.00
Unpredictable never looked so sexy. You have to admit it. There's just something sexy about an unpredictable person. Excitement. Adventure. Danger. Yeah, okay. The danger thing is a little unsettling. Especially after they've had a few cocktails and fourteen jello...
Soap Cat People
$12.00
Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't...
Soap Calm the Fuck Down
$12.00
Calm your tits. Yeah, yeah, everything is going to hell in a hand basket but come on, man! It's like yoga time. Meditation hour. So put those rainforest sounds in your AirPods and take a breather. Because I expect you...
Soap Being Awesome
$12.00
Cool story, bro. You know how some people try really hard to be awesome and other people are just naturally that way? It's like the difference between some suuuper lame story about like, college credits or your thesis, and a...
Soap Salty Servers
$12.00
Can we move to that booth over there? I�ve got a tip for you: Don�t expect me to smile when I bring your custom salad: Hold the lettuce, arugula, croutons, cheese and onions, zebra milk dressing on the side, oh...
Soap Fun Uncle
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Fucking Meetings
$12.00
Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you�d put feedback in...
Soap Dog People
$12.00
Smells like drool. But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked...
Soap Shit Show
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Thirsty Thursday
$11.00
I tried. Honest to God, I tried to make to the weekend this week. But honey, it's 3 p.m. on a Thursday and this thirsty thug just ain't gonna make it. So put yourself together because we've got a date...
Soap Caffeine Addicts
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Gen Z
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Office Naps
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Introvert
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Day Drinking Soap
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Trophy Husband
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Napping
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Gen X
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap First World Problems
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap #Goals
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Hangovers
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Queens
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Dad Jokes
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Neat Freak
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Millennials
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Teachers
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Outdoor People
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Quarantine Nostalgia
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Indoor People
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Personal Space
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Morning People
$12.00
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Social Anxiety
$12.00
I'm *cough* super sick Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire....
Soap You're the Worst
$11.00
But really. You are. Of course, it makes me look that much better when I'm standing next to you. Which is the only reason I DO stand next to you. Kidding. You know I love ya. Even though you're the...
Soap Tomorrow Ok?
$11.00
ME, procrastinate? Never. I just know how to get things done quickly, and at the last second. It's just how I operate. I feel sorry for all those suckers who have everything completed as soon as it's assigned. Fools! Why,...
Soap Okay Moms
$12.00
Congratulations. You're the world's okayest mom! I'd get you a mug except I swore off giving gifts years ago when one person from high school forgot to publicly wish me a "happy birthday" on Facebook and destroyed my love of...
Soap Parent Teachers
$11.00
The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes/good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8-year-old YouTuber halfway around the world to...
Soap Happy Campers
$11.00
Grab the organic bug spray! It's time to get back to nature. I've already packed the kombucha, the fruit leather, and the beet vodka. All we need now is some marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers, decorative bunting, fairy lights, Nespresso, iPad,...
Soap Classy As Fuck
$11.00
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
Liquid Soap Virus Who
$14.50
Never heard of him. Just sitting here minding my own bat business and it's like everyone suddenly demonizes me. Talk about rude. Peppermint & Cedarwood Scent Net Weight: 8 oz. All-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile soap scented with essential oil...
Soap Midlife Crisis
$12.00
Kumquat Tree Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
