Pretty Sh*t Candle

We know—florals in fall. Groundbreaking. But honestly? We’re tired of pumpkins bossing the whole season around. Sure, it’s October. But we love breaking rules even more than we love pretty shit. For when life isn’t perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead-on truths—because sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when you’re manifesting naps, eye-rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through life’s “romantic era.” It’s flowers… without the allergies. Flower Fetish Scented Fragrance: Plumeria, Teakwood Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: Approx. 40 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2025 Whiskey River Soap Co. Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H Sold in 4-packs