Are you still here?
I thought perhaps my lack of eye contact and general disinterest may have clued you in. But here you are, still standing in front of me with your half-baked motivational sound bites and cheesy grin. No, I'm not going to be a "team player" and be more "pleasant to Tim" and stop "drinking on the job." What is this, a Cub Scout jamboree?
Cynical Citrus Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Some call it sponge candy, others call it seafoam, honeycomb or even cinderblock. We simply call it melt-in-your-mouth delicious! Light, airy and covered in a thick layer of signature chocolate, sponge candy is a specialty for which Pulakos is famed....
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished.
* 62% alcohol.
* Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
* Made with aloe vera.
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....