Soap Midlife Crisis

Whiskey River Soap Co.

13163SMLC

Will not fade new tattoos!
Midlife Crisis soap smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm. We have all known a few people that have been in complete denial of having a midlife crisis. Maybe you've had one too? No, not you. not yet. Wait, have you become an instant scotch whiskey enthusiast or have you started thinking about a wall aquarium in the kid's room for seven pit vipers?
Kumquat Tree Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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