Oh, you're so perfect.
With your "college degree" and your "successful career" and your "bangin' body". Oh, wait a second. Okay. Yeah, you kind of are. But, and let me play devil's advocate here, have you ever eaten six Chipotle bowls with a side of homemade moonshine and then sent emails to all your exes AND their moms? Didn't think so.
Dirty Margarita Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Some call it sponge candy, others call it seafoam, honeycomb or even cinderblock. We simply call it melt-in-your-mouth delicious! Light, airy and covered in a thick layer of signature chocolate, sponge candy is a specialty for which Pulakos is famed....
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished.
* 62% alcohol.
* Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
* Made with aloe vera.
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....