Washing hands is dumb! I'll never believe anything you say about these so-called invisible germs! Science isn't real! And why am I always getting sick?
Clean Tangerine
The fear of fake ass people. OMG. It�s so good to finally meet you. I�ve heard so much about you. You have this amaaazing aura, and look at that outfit!...
The fear of pouring your own cereal milk. You�re buried under six feet of unfolded laundry and your checkbook has never been balanced. Why? Because you never learned to adult,...
The fear of connecting with someone and having to live up to it later. * Awkward Silence * Neglected Cactus Scented Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift...
VIRGO August 23 - September 22 Virgo Traits: Perfectionist Hypochondriac Methodical Critical Hyperactive Self-Involved Pencils: I COUGHED NOW I'M DEAD LIST MAKING PENCIL LET ME OVERTHINK THAT THAT TOTALLY REMINDS...
SCORPIO October 23 - November 21 Scorpio Traits: Passionate Obsessive Vindictive Suspicious Intense Competitive Pencils: CHECKMATE WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE EVIL...
CANCER June 21 - July 22 Cancer Traits Moody Introverted Domestic Skeptical Gloomy Creative Pencils: CANCERS HAVE ALL THE FEELS PROFESSIONAL INTROVERT I'M FINE! NO OFFENSE, I JUST DON'T LIKE...
LIBRA September 23 - October 22 Libra Traits Diplomatic People-Pleaser Passive-Aggressive Indecisive Superficial Flirt Pencils: THANKS FOR NOTHING I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT...