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Astrology Pencils Libra
$12.00
LIBRA September 23 - October 22 Libra Traits Diplomatic People-Pleaser Passive-Aggressive Indecisive Superficial Flirt Pencils: THANKS FOR NOTHING I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT WE CAN TEXT IT'S NO PROBLEM!!!! EASILY DISTRACTE... WHY CAN'T...
Astrology Pencils Pisces
$12.00
PISCES February 19 - March 20 Pisces Traits Dreamer Sensitive Procrastinator Charitable Intuitive Easily-led Pencils: TIME FOR MY SECOND NAP STRAY ANIMAL COLLECTOR WILDLY UNDERAPPRECIATED DRINKS LIKE A FISH AMAZEBALLS IDEAS PENCIL MY ALONE TIME IS FOR YOUR SAFETY WILL...
Candle Fuck My
$15.50
Fuck Candle Fill in your fuck choice on candle back label! Secret Tryst Scented. Notes of sandalwood, opium, and resin.
Candle Fuck That
$16.50
FUCK THAT SMELLS LIKE TIME'S UP Canceled. Sloe Gin Fizz Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Candle Fuck This
$16.50
SMELLS LIKE I'M OVER IT Bye, Felicia. Amaretto Sour Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Candle Fuck Yeah
$16.50
SMELLS LIKE A CELEBRATORY DRINK Fuck yeah! Blueberry Bourbon Fizz Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Candle I Fucking Love You
$16.50
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY You know how temperamental I can be. Pomegranate Champagne Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Candle Oh My Fuck
$15.50
SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE'S KNOCKED UP Congratulations! Your life is now over. Blue Raspberry Jello Shot Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Candle What the Actual Fuck
$16.50
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Liquid Soap Virus Who
$14.50
Never heard of him. Just sitting here minding my own bat business and it's like everyone suddenly demonizes me. Talk about rude. Peppermint & Cedarwood Scent Net Weight: 8 oz. All-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile soap scented with essential oil...
Pencils Dog People
$12.00
IT WAS THE DOG, I SWEAR! Look, I don't know if you know this about my dog, but he's verrry gassy. So if you get a whiff of anything remotely off, it was the dog, ok? He's also responsible for...
Pencils First World Problems
$12.00
AWWWWW.... I hear you're having a bad day. First of all, your wifi sucks, so Shameless is totally lagging. Plus, it�s 95 outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing, and now your gluten-free muffin...
Pencils For Teachers
$12.00
IT'S A SNOW DAY SOMEWHERE... But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people's children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it's not that you don't love teaching. It's more that nobody truly appreciates all the...
Pencils Okay Moms
$12.00
CONGRATULATIONS. You're the world's okayest mom! Please don't take offense! Face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, what with their spotless car seats, healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers, and quick-draw first aid kits. Okay moms...
Pencils the Office
$12.00
Oh, cool. It�s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I�ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a �surprise� birthday...
Soap #Goals
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap A New Home
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Awkward Moments
$13.00
Um, awkwaaard. Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these...
Soap Beer Whisperers
$13.00
Fresh banana bread anyone? That's just the tip. I've moved on to baguettes, challah and focaccia. Don't believe me? Check all my social media, hater. I'm practically a one-person artisan bread bakery at this point. And check it tomorrow. I've...
Soap Being Awesome
$12.00
Cool story, bro. You know how some people try really hard to be awesome and other people are just naturally that way? It's like the difference between some suuuper lame story about like, college credits or your thesis, and a...
Soap Besties
$13.00
Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've...
Soap Caffeine Addicts
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Calm the Fuck Down
$12.00
Calm your tits. Yeah, yeah, everything is going to hell in a hand basket but come on, man! It's like yoga time. Meditation hour. So put those rainforest sounds in your AirPods and take a breather. Because I expect you...
Soap Cat People
$13.00
Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't...
Soap Classy As Fuck
$11.00
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
Soap Cool Aunt
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Dad Bods
$13.00
Real men have curves. Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in the "hot guy" category, Dad Bods are officially in! 21-year-olds are into you, and 21-year-olds are never...
Soap Dad Jokes
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Day Drinking Soap
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Dog People
$13.00
Smells like drool. But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked...
Soap Drinking Buddies
$13.00
Meet me after work? Haha. Like I have to ask. I'll see you at 5:01 p.m. on our usual stools at our usual spot with our usual drinks. There's such comfort in rituals. Speaking of rituals, I'm in the bathroom...
Soap First World Problems
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Fucking Meetings
$12.00
Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you�d put feedback in...
Soap Fun Uncle
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Gen X
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Gen Z
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Hangovers
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Happy Campers
$11.00
Grab the organic bug spray! It's time to get back to nature. I've already packed the kombucha, the fruit leather, and the beet vodka. All we need now is some marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers, decorative bunting, fairy lights, Nespresso, iPad,...
Soap Hot Messes
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Indoor People
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Introvert
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap It's Fine
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap It's Only Frickin' Tuesday
$13.00
Ugggggggh. How is it only TUESDAY? It's been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in...
Soap Lefties
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap Man's Man
$13.00
Blizzard Campfire Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Midlife Crisis
$12.00
Kumquat Tree Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Millennials
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Morning People
$12.00
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Namaste
$13.00
Ommmm. I'm not saying yoga pants make you look 20% hotter, but I'm not saying they don't, either. So let's all take a moment to silently express our gratitude for yoga pants. And by "silently express," of course I mean...
Soap Napping
$13.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
