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Liquid Soap Silently Judging
$14.50
Yes, I'm silently judging you for not washing your hands. Dirtball. Lemon Loser
Liquid Soap Fake News
$14.50
Washing hands is dumb! I'll never believe anything you say about these so-called invisible germs! Science isn't real! And why am I always getting sick? Clean Tangerine
Candle Libra
$14.50
September 23 - October 22 Smells like a peacekeeper. French Lavender Flirt Scented Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift box.
Candle Scorpio
$14.50
October 23 - November 21 Smells like a supervillain. Vindictive Violets Scented Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift box.
Candle Fakeophobia
$11.00
The fear of fake ass people. OMG. It�s so good to finally meet you. I�ve heard so much about you. You have this amaaazing aura, and look at that outfit!...
Candle Adultophobia
$11.00
The fear of pouring your own cereal milk. You�re buried under six feet of unfolded laundry and your checkbook has never been balanced. Why? Because you never learned to adult,...
Candle Friendophobia
$11.00
The fear of connecting with someone and having to live up to it later. * Awkward Silence * Neglected Cactus Scented Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift...
Astrology Pencils Virgo
$13.00
VIRGO August 23 - September 22 Virgo Traits: Perfectionist Hypochondriac Methodical Critical Hyperactive Self-Involved Pencils: I COUGHED NOW I'M DEAD LIST MAKING PENCIL LET ME OVERTHINK THAT THAT TOTALLY REMINDS...
Astrology Pencils Scorpio
$12.00
SCORPIO October 23 - November 21 Scorpio Traits: Passionate Obsessive Vindictive Suspicious Intense Competitive Pencils: CHECKMATE WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE EVIL...
Astrology Pencils Cancer
$12.00
CANCER June 21 - July 22 Cancer Traits Moody Introverted Domestic Skeptical Gloomy Creative Pencils: CANCERS HAVE ALL THE FEELS PROFESSIONAL INTROVERT I'M FINE! NO OFFENSE, I JUST DON'T LIKE...
Astrology Pencils Libra
$12.00
LIBRA September 23 - October 22 Libra Traits Diplomatic People-Pleaser Passive-Aggressive Indecisive Superficial Flirt Pencils: THANKS FOR NOTHING I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT...
Soap Midlife Crisis
$11.00
Kumquat Tree Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
