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Astrology Pencils Libra
$12.00
LIBRA September 23 - October 22 Libra Traits Diplomatic People-Pleaser Passive-Aggressive Indecisive Superficial Flirt Pencils: THANKS FOR NOTHING I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT WE CAN TEXT IT'S NO PROBLEM!!!! EASILY DISTRACTE... WHY CAN'T...
Astrology Pencils Pisces
$12.00
PISCES February 19 - March 20 Pisces Traits Dreamer Sensitive Procrastinator Charitable Intuitive Easily-led Pencils: TIME FOR MY SECOND NAP STRAY ANIMAL COLLECTOR WILDLY UNDERAPPRECIATED DRINKS LIKE A FISH AMAZEBALLS IDEAS PENCIL MY ALONE TIME IS FOR YOUR SAFETY WILL...
Astrology Pencils Scorpio
$12.00
SCORPIO October 23 - November 21 Scorpio Traits: Passionate Obsessive Vindictive Suspicious Intense Competitive Pencils: CHECKMATE WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE EVIL MASTERMIND BEST FRENEMIES FOREVER PROFESSIONAL STALKER FIERCE AF (Backwards selfie...
Candle Oh My Fuck
$15.50
SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE'S KNOCKED UP Congratulations! Your life is now over. Blue Raspberry Jello Shot Scented Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Liquid Soap Dog Saliva
$14.50
For Real Dog Lovers Exclusive formula slimes and lathers like a dog gone rabid! Slobbery Spearmint
Liquid Soap Virus Who
$14.50
Never heard of him. Just sitting here minding my own bat business and it's like everyone suddenly demonizes me. Talk about rude. Peppermint & Cedarwood Scent Net Weight: 8 oz. All-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile soap scented with essential oil...
Soap #Goals
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap A New Home
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Birthday Blues
$12.00
Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's...
Soap Caffeine Addicts
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Classy As Fuck
$11.00
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
Soap Dad Jokes
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Day Drinking Soap
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap First World Problems
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Gen X
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Gen Z
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Hangovers
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Happy Campers
$11.00
Grab the organic bug spray! It's time to get back to nature. I've already packed the kombucha, the fruit leather, and the beet vodka. All we need now is some marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers, decorative bunting, fairy lights, Nespresso, iPad,...
Soap Indoor People
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Introvert
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap It's Fine
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Man's Man
$12.00
Blizzard Campfire Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Midlife Crisis
$12.00
Kumquat Tree Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Millennials
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Morning People
$12.00
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Namaste
$11.00
Ommmm. I'm not saying yoga pants make you look 20% hotter, but I'm not saying they don't, either. So let's all take a moment to silently express our gratitude for yoga pants. And by "silently express," of course I mean...
Soap Napping
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Neat Freak
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Office Naps
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Okay Moms
$12.00
Congratulations. You're the world's okayest mom! I'd get you a mug except I swore off giving gifts years ago when one person from high school forgot to publicly wish me a "happy birthday" on Facebook and destroyed my love of...
Soap Outdoor People
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Parent Teachers
$11.00
The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes/good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8-year-old YouTuber halfway around the world to...
Soap Personal Space
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Quarantine Nostalgia
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Queens
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Social Anxiety
$12.00
I'm *cough* super sick Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire....
Soap Teachers
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Thirsty Thursday
$11.00
I tried. Honest to God, I tried to make to the weekend this week. But honey, it's 3 p.m. on a Thursday and this thirsty thug just ain't gonna make it. So put yourself together because we've got a date...
Soap Thirsty Thursday
$11.00
I tried. Honest to God, I tried to make to the weekend this week. But honey, it's 3 p.m. on a Thursday and this thirsty thug just ain't gonna make it. So put yourself together because we've got a date...
Soap Tomorrow Ok?
$11.00
ME, procrastinate? Never. I just know how to get things done quickly, and at the last second. It's just how I operate. I feel sorry for all those suckers who have everything completed as soon as it's assigned. Fools! Why,...
Soap Trophy Husband
$12.00
Handmade vegan soap bar designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match our corresponding candle. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D.
Soap Writers Block
$11.00
Lube the mind. Or the body. Wait, what? Lather the body. Not lube. Freudian slip. So the wordsmith's well has run dry? Try this specially-crafted Writer's Block soap. If this soap doesn't help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably...
Soap You're the Worst
$11.00
But really. You are. Of course, it makes me look that much better when I'm standing next to you. Which is the only reason I DO stand next to you. Kidding. You know I love ya. Even though you're the...
