I'm *cough* super sick
Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.
Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, becuase that chicken noodle soup she made was DELISH. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.