Unpredictable never looked so sexy.
You have to admit it. There's just something sexy about an unpredictable person. Excitement. Adventure. Danger. Yeah, okay. The danger thing is a little unsettling. Especially after they've had a few cocktails and fourteen jello shots in under an hour. But what the heck. At least you'll have some good stories to tell come Monday.
Jello Shots Scented
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