Soap Sh*t Show
13163SSHS
$14.50
It's poorly produced, but what would you expect? It only took six shots of Fireball to get here. Tonight, I mean. The sh*t show of my life needs no lubricant. All I have to do is roll out of bed, avoid the mirror and slink off to my day job to count the hours until it's happy hour again. And look, it's almost noon already! See you at the bar.
Fireball Shot Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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