Yawn.
Oh sorry, I can't make it. I know I said I'd help you pick out a new shelving configuration at IKEA today, but it turns out I'll be sleeping for the better part of the day. Yes, and on Sunday. What do you think weekends are for? Yeesh. If people expect me to actually DO stuff all week long, the weekends belong to me. And my bed. And my dog. Stop texting me already, freaks.
Mountain Dew Sugar Crash Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Some call it sponge candy, others call it seafoam, honeycomb or even cinderblock. We simply call it melt-in-your-mouth delicious! Light, airy and covered in a thick layer of signature chocolate, sponge candy is a specialty for which Pulakos is famed....
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished.
* 62% alcohol.
* Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
* Made with aloe vera.
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....