What goes around
Comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, or limited time, minimum purchase required Olive Garden coupons or whatever else it is you truly desire. And if you put those bad, icky vibes out there � not our fault. You know the deal. No free breadsticks coupons in your mailbox, pal. Not a one.
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