Soap Fun Uncle
White 80, hut, hut, hike! I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time, stopping only to shout obscenities at the refs for "cheating" and being "morons." Sure, someone always got injured in the end, but to be honest, rough-housing with the fun uncle was some of the best times we ever had.
Black Ice Scented
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Sh*t Show Hand Sanitizer
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished. * 62% alcohol. * Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. * Made with aloe vera.
F*ckin' Around Hand Sanitizer
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....
Soap Classy As F*ck
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
Soap Parent Teachers
The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes, good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8 year old YouTuber halfway around...