Soap Drinking Buddies
Haha. Like I have to ask. I'll see you at 5:01 p.m. on our usual stools at our usual spot with our usual drinks. There's such comfort in rituals. Speaking of rituals, I'm in the bathroom right now Snapchatting you on my fourth break of the day. Only two more breaks and it's five! Cya soon!
Dos Margaritas Scented
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Sh*t Show Hand Sanitizer
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished. * 62% alcohol. * Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. * Made with aloe vera.
F*ckin' Around Hand Sanitizer
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....
Soap Classy As F*ck
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
Soap Parent Teachers
The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes, good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8 year old YouTuber halfway around...