Soap Baby Bumps
No, this is just a little beer belly that will end up wrecking my body and taking over my life for the next 18 years, not to mention all the incontinence and insatiable desire for lukewarm milk. No clue why people are so fond of the little buggers. I guess we'll just see how I feel when this thing finally decides to pop out and say hello to the world.
Pickles & Ice Cream Scented
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
*Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Sh*t Show Hand Sanitizer
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished. * 62% alcohol. * Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. * Made with aloe vera.
F*ckin' Around Hand Sanitizer
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....
Soap Classy As F*ck
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
Soap Parent Teachers
The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes, good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8 year old YouTuber halfway around...