Um, awkwaaard.
Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes and that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm a complete train wreck. And proud of it! You should be, too. That's why you need a special Soap for Awkward Moments. It's not as cool as a national holiday, but it's a damn good start.
Sketchy Ointment Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Some call it sponge candy, others call it seafoam, honeycomb or even cinderblock. We simply call it melt-in-your-mouth delicious! Light, airy and covered in a thick layer of signature chocolate, sponge candy is a specialty for which Pulakos is famed....
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished.
* 62% alcohol.
* Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
* Made with aloe vera.
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....