Hopefully, the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch like a classy lady.62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera.
Pretentious & Vaguely Imported-Looking
Really spruces up your guest bathroom for when the snooty in-laws are in town. Not intended for people who are confused by this product.
Tea Tree
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY
You know how temperamental I can be.
Pomegranate Champagne Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours