Pencils Grammar Police
Ahahaha. It's so easy to get under your skin. Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're. Welcome to the grammar club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about other people's grammatical errors. Trust me on this point, you're still making some.
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Sh*t Show Hand Sanitizer
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished. * 62% alcohol. * Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. * Made with aloe vera.
F*ckin' Around Hand Sanitizer
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....
Soap Classy As F*ck
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
Soap Parent Teachers
The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes, good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8 year old YouTuber halfway around...