SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH.
Where in the heck are you and the other dads getting these so called "jokes" from anyway, Corny Dads Quarterly? I mean, come on now. Does every conversation need a fart reference? Are you all a hive mind? I�m kidding, Dad. I totally respect the dad comedy. You've always said that money doesn't grow on trees, but maybe dad jokes do!
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Don�t call it a little, don�t call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it won�t stand to be diminished.
* 62% alcohol.
* Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
* Made with aloe vera.
If I was going to fuck around, you�d know that I was going to fuck around. But I�m not going to fuck around, because I�m just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. * 62% alcohol....
So classy. That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could...
The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes, good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8 year old YouTuber halfway around...