CANCER
June 21 - July 22
Cancer Traits
Moody
Introverted
Domestic
Skeptical
Gloomy
Creative
Pencils:
CANCERS HAVE ALL THE FEELS
PROFESSIONAL INTROVERT
I'M FINE!
NO OFFENSE, I JUST DON'T
LIKE PEOPLE
I'M STABBING YOU IN MY MIND
BECAUSE I ONLY NEED ONE FRIEND
I'M JUST GONNA STAY
HOME TONIGHT
Selfie Pencil (Backwards):
GHOSTING MASTER
Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils
Pretentious & Vaguely Imported-Looking
Really spruces up your guest bathroom for when the snooty in-laws are in town. Not intended for people who are confused by this product.
Tea Tree
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY
You know how temperamental I can be.
Pomegranate Champagne Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours