But really. You are.
Of course, it makes me look that much better when I'm standing next to you. Which is the only reason I DO stand next to you. Kidding. You know I love ya. Even though you're the worst.
Snarky Candy Hearts Scented
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours