Lube the mind.
Or the body. Wait, what? Lather the body. Not lube. Freudian slip. So the wordsmith�s well has run dry? Try this specially-crafted Writer�s Block soap. If this soap doesn�t help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, I�ll eat my hat. It�s a fedora, by the way. Cool vampires wear fedoras now. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. Or in your book. Either way, you�re gonna need this soap ASAP. Your ideas are terrible.
Cheap Whiskey Scented
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours