Virtual graduation?
Thanks, but no thanks. I'll just crawl back into bed and resume crying myself to sleep in my unused formal dress. Maybe watch another dystopian movie and wonder why everyone acts so surprised by this ubiquitous plot line.
Zoom Champagne Toasts
Pretentious & Vaguely Imported-Looking
Really spruces up your guest bathroom for when the snooty in-laws are in town. Not intended for people who are confused by this product.
Tea Tree
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY
You know how temperamental I can be.
Pomegranate Champagne Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours