Cool story, bro.
You know how some people try really hard to be awesome and other people are just naturally that way? It's like the difference between some suuuper lame story about like, college credits or your thesis, and a totally awesome story about jumping really high or explosions. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Bro.
One Surfing Lesson (Ocean) Scented
Pretentious & Vaguely Imported-Looking
Really spruces up your guest bathroom for when the snooty in-laws are in town. Not intended for people who are confused by this product.
Tea Tree
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY
You know how temperamental I can be.
Pomegranate Champagne Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours