Fresh banana bread anyone?
That's just the tip. I've moved on to baguettes, challah and focaccia. Don't believe me? Check all my social media, hater. I'm practically a one-person artisan bread bakery at this point. And check it tomorrow. I've got a highly-active sourdough starter on the counter that's gonna knock your virtual socks off.
Fresh Artisan Bread Scented
Pretentious & Vaguely Imported-Looking
Really spruces up your guest bathroom for when the snooty in-laws are in town. Not intended for people who are confused by this product.
Tea Tree
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY
You know how temperamental I can be.
Pomegranate Champagne Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours