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Good Medicine Ball
$13.00
Filled with organic flaxseed, organic herbs & a soothing blend of organic essential oils. Pattern on fabric may be different than pictured. A random pattern will be sent. 3.5'' thick by 5'' in diameter
Candle I F*cking Love You
$16.50
I F*CKING LOVE YOU SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY You know how temperamental I can be. Pomegranate Champagne Scented 6.5 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Candle F*ck This
$16.50
SMELLS LIKE I'M OVER IT Bye, Felicia. Amaretto Sour Scented 6.5 oz * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time 40 hours
Candle F*ck That
$16.50
F*CK THAT SMELLS LIKE TIME'S UP Canceled. Sloe Gin Fizz Scented 6.5 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
SHHH... I'm Overthinking Crew Socks
$14.00
One Size Fits: Women's Shoe Size 5-10. 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon and 3% Spandex.
Ocean Gets Me Crew Socks
$14.00
One Size Fits: Women's Shoe Size 5-10. 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon and 3% Spandex.
F*cking Beautiful Lawn Men's Socks
$16.00
Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
Big Ol' Word Nerd Crew Socks
$14.00
One Size Fits: Women's Shoe Size 5-10. 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon and 3% Spandex.
Doing F*cking Great Woven Dish Towel
$15.00
Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Best Restaurant Town Dish Towel
$14.00
Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Proud Plant Mom Crew Socks
$14.00
One Size Fits: Women's Shoe Size 5-10. 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon and 3% Spandex.
Magic Is Totally Real Dish Towel
$11.00
Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Heading To My Next Mistake Crew Socks
$12.00
One Size Fits: Women's Shoe Size 5-10. 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon and 3% Spandex.
Lake Erie Chocolate Stones
Marcia Hatton- Lake Erie Chocolate Stones
$6.00
Lake Erie Chocolate Stones! Label design varies between different Erie landmarks. Let us know if you have a preference and we will try to accommodate.
Soap Karma
$13.00
What goes around Comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe and you're...
Soap Birthday Blues
$13.00
Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's...
I'm A Planner Crew Socks
$14.00
One Size Fits: Women's Shoe Size 5-10. 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon and 3% Spandex.
Love My Asshole Kids Crew Socks
$14.00
One Size Fits: Women's Shoe Size 5-10. 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon and 3% Spandex.
F*cking Flower Tahiti Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Smells like flowers of Tahiti with melon & coconut. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. 2 oz.
F*cking Flower French Tulip Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Smells like French tulip & bergamot. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. 2 oz.
F*cking Flower Magnolia Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Hibiscus with a little vanilla. Made with a super nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like blush magnolia with vanilla & sandalwood. 2 oz.
F*cking Flower Cotton Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Made with a super nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like cotton flower with citrus & cedar. 2 oz.
F*cking Flower Sweet Pea Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Sweet pea and tea leaves. 2 oz.
F*cking Flower Lavender Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Lavender with a little lemon. 2 oz.
F*cking Flower Lilac Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Lilac with some basil & rose. 2 oz.
F*cking Flower Jasmine Cream
$12.50
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing + quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Jasmine with orange peel & pear. 2 oz.
Retro Stripe Candle F*ck
$16.50
F*CK Smells like your favorite candle Vanilla-Something Scented Notes of tobacco and vanilla 8 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Paint Can Candle Re-Gifted
$28.00
Re-Gifted From my collection Probably never used Vanilla & Amberwood Scented 8 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Retro Stripe Candle Positivity
$16.50
POSITIVITY DEPRESSES ME Smells like a big smile and a lobotomy Melonhead Scented Notes of watermelon and cantaloupe 8 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Retro Stripe Candle Trust
$16.50
TRUST NO ONE Smells like a luxury you can't afford. Perfect Teeth Scented Notes of peppermint 8 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Retro Stripe Candle Calm
$16.50
CALM THE FUCK DOWN, OKAY? Smells like meditation & a Xanax Xan Garden Scented Notes of basil and bamboo 8 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Retro Stripe Candle Hope
$16.50
HOPE THE BAR'S STILL OPEN Smells like another dumb thing Last-Call Highball Scented Notes of cherry and caramel 8 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Retro Stripe Candle Balance
$16.50
BALANCE AND TEQUILA DON'T MIX Smells like tequila & a multivitamin Tequila B12 Scented Notes of tequila and lime 8 oz. * Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle * Burn time: 40 hours
Pencils Passive Aggressive
$12.00
It's fine. I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I'm fine. I'll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I don't mind at all. If that's what...
Pencils Lefties
$12.00
YOU'RE WEIRD. No, but seriously. Can you just suck it up and start using your right hand like everyone else in the developed world? You�re making us look bad with all your creativity and success. It's like you're part of...
Paint Can Candle Merry F*cking Whatever
$28.00
Hope you have a very happy non-specific celebration. Holiday Tree Cypress & Fir Scented 12 oz. * Burn time 50 hours
Pencils Writer's Block
$12.00
TIRED OF FEELING LIKE A BONE-DRY HACK? So the wordsmith's well has run dry? Try this pack of Writer's Block pencils. If these pencils don't help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, I'll eat my hat. It's...
Pencils Midlife Crisis
$12.00
WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN? Congratulations, you've made it to middle age! All those years of being "financially responsible" means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin' leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent...
Pencils Procrastinators
$12.00
Two weeks. Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be "two weeks." Wondering when I'll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out,...
Pencils Cat People
$12.00
HERE KITTY, KITTY. I have a surprise for youuuu. Darn it, where are you? Remember that time you told me you wished you could be a little policeman? I�m sure you said that. And I've got JUST the costume for...
Pencils Boomers vs Millinnials
$12.00
PASS THE POPCORN. With the two largest generations in history at each other's virtual throats on social media, this is the most epic battle since white or wheat. Who�s more entitled? Who's more maligned? And does it even matter? HEY....
Soap Insomnia
$14.50
Off switch. I don't know about you, but I sure could use an "off switch" for my pesky brain. Especially right around 3 AM every night. And then I'm tossing and turning and worrying about the dumbest shit anyone's ever...
Soap Fun Uncle
$14.50
Beer me! White 80, hut, hut, hike! I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while...
Soap Cool Aunt
$14.50
Honey, hand me that bottle? Your auntie needs another top off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece...
Soap Bad Attitudes
$14.50
Are you still here? I thought perhaps my lack of eye contact and general disinterest may have clued you in. But here you are, still standing in front of me with your half-baked motivational sound bites and cheesy grin. No,...
